Punching Tom Hanks, the book based on this site, is in stores today! Please buy it. (Or, at the very least, pick it up, sneer at it, then disgustedly place it back down. Then storm out in a huff. Have you been practicing your huff walks? I really hope so.)
It's available "wherever books are sold" as well as at the fine places below:
Also, The Nerdist site was nice enough to host a new How To Beat Up Rube Goldberg entry. Check it out if you missed it!